Thursday 17 January 2008

very rude joke do not carry on reading if you are under 16 or dont like dirty jokes

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

1 comment:

margaret D. said...

Hi, I work in sheltered housing, please do not underestmiate the elderly they know all about sex, only they pretend they don't. I had an elderly lady in her 70's, she had a boyfriend, she said the boyfriend could not stay the night because she only had a single bed and the bed had a dip in it that fitted her bum and kept it warm in winter, and because of the dip she could not open her legs wide enough. Take care and happy crafting Margaret D.