todays joke

IRISH GAS STATION Taking a wee break from the golf course, Tiger Woods drives his newMercedes into an Irish gas station. An attendant greets him in typicalIrish manner, unaware who the golf pro is... "Top o' the mornin to yeladdie". As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket."So what are those things, laddie?" asks the attendant. "They're calledtees," replies Tiger. "And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?"inquires the Irishman. "Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," replies Tiger."Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaims the Irish attendant. "Thosefellas at Mercedes think of everything