i promise they are not all going to be this bad, thought i would get them over and done with
My dog's a blacksmith. Every time we open the front door he makes a bolt for it.
Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work?
So she could draw blood.
What do you give a sick budgie?
Tweetment.
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman: "Where's the self-help section?"
She said that if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
Two eggs sitting on a kitchen table.
One of them spots a whisk and asks: "What's that?"
The other egg looks puzzled and replies: "Beats me"
I was chopping up carrots with the Grim Reaper the other day.
Yes, I was dicing with death!
Q: What do pilots eat?
A: Plane biscuits.
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2 comments:
The more the merrier thats what I say. Brillant, really cheered me upon a very grey day here in France. I've had a day of gloomy news so this was brillant light relief. Keep up the good jokes and bad ones.
Sandra:)
great jokes hun and such a shame ppl had to complain on docrafts.. will be checking in here regulary to see what jokes u have added..
keep ur chin up
shaz xx (aka legionette)
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