a joke

thought it was about time i put some jokes on as i havent put any on for a while as i was so busy so here goes

On a light aircraft there were five people, the pilot, an Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman and a Welshman.

Half-way through their journey 1 of 4 propellers fail and they start to descend.

The pilot announces that 1 person will have to jump from the plane.

The Irishman stands up and says, "This is for my Ireland", and with that, he jumps out the side.

20 Minutes later another prop fails, and the pilot announces another person will have to bail out.

The Welshman stands and says, "This is for Wales", and bails out.

10 Minutes later yet another engine fails and the pilot calls for another volunteer.

The Englishman and the Scotsman both stand up, the Englishman says, "This is for my country", and throws the Scotsman out.